Car Humor And Jokes Page
The Flat Tire
A man was driving down the road, when all of a sudden he had a flat tire. His car was in front of a mental asylum. So he got out, jacked up the car, and took off the bad tire. He put the lug nuts on the ground. Just then, a truck drove by,a nd scattered all the lug nuts. He couldn't find any of them. The man said," Damn, what am I gonna do?" Just then, a mental patient who saw the whole thing, said," Hey mister, why dontcha just take a lug nut off the other 3 tires, and put those nuts on your spare? The man was amazed. He said," Hey fella, you're not crazy!!" The patient replied," I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid!!"
The Dumbasses
Ok, there's a group of 4 friends in a pickup truck going down a country road next to a river to find a good spot to go fishing. there's 2 in the cab and 2 in the bed just chillin back there. well, for some reason (squirrel maybe?) the truck looses control and goes careening into the river and sinks. The two guys in the cab make their way out and get to the surface. However, there is no sign of the other two that were chillin out in the bed. Well, after maybe a minute, those two finally pop up, all gasping for air and whatnot... the two that were in the cab before asked the other two why it took them so long to surface. They replied, shakehead "It took forever to get that damn tailgate open!!!"
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